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February 27, 2007
Multidimensional Khan
Citizens of the Republic of Tinselman,
A few months ago, a dedicated "away team" of thrill seeking adventurers devoted themselves a great cause: seeking out our lost Khan! This didn't go so well. Running out of fuel and and crashing their ship wasn't the worst; things really took a downward turn when their intrepid leader, William Shatner, shriveled up into a fetal position and began sucking his thumb.
But now we can finally ignore them! We have at last discovered the precise location of our great and illustrious Khan (may he forever be surrounded by his five celestial Khanettes). It turns out, we were altogether looking in the wrong place! He's somehow moved into alternate dimension, and, in the process, he has changed form and become a higher being. Transcended! But we've been lucky enough to capture his image (above).
Khan, we worship you. We bow before your throne, and before the angelic beauty of the Khanettes. Guide us against our enemies. You are our rock! Our hope! Our multidimensional mustached King of beauty and light!
photo © 2006 by mikerosebery
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Hey, when do I get Wilmey-ettes? I was on this doomed search party, and did I get a fig-newton? NAY!
I want Wilmey-ettes... no, I DEMAND Wilmey-ettes...
Just so long as they aren't really ugly ones.
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | Feb 27, 2007 12:54:58 PM
nay, wilmey. First you must use your unique Wilmey-super-mopher powers to gather up the lost away team, and bring them back to us. Home... where they belong.
Then... maybe... you'll receive one (free) paper wilmette doll. Maybe.
Posted by: robyn | Feb 27, 2007 1:03:52 PM
nay, wilmey. First you must use your unique Wilmey-super-mopher powers to gather up the lost away team, and bring them back to us. Home... where they belong.
Then... maybe... you'll receive one (free) paper wilmette doll. Maybe.
Posted by: robyn | Feb 27, 2007 1:04:19 PM
You don't have to tell ME twice, HA!
Ha heh, hee hee, ho... oh that was a bad joke...
Alright, Robyn, one super duper deluxe teleport coming up...make sure all your tray tables and seats are in their fully upright and locked positions people.
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | Feb 27, 2007 2:44:03 PM
Yeah-heah! At last, home again, home again! I can hear the tinsel gently swishing in that wonderful tinsel breeze already!
Posted by: Alli | Feb 27, 2007 9:54:34 PM
What Wilmey, a group of Mopher Force-Ghost worshippers isn't enough? hehe...
Posted by: Alli | Feb 27, 2007 9:56:08 PM
You mean....? Can it be? Are we... Back? Oh my gosh! *Feels to make sure she is standing on solid ground.*
Posted by: Bonnie | Feb 28, 2007 3:26:23 PM
wow. That was fast.
Posted by: indie | Feb 28, 2007 7:30:47 PM
Thank heavens! *Falls to the ground and begins to kiss it*
Posted by: Joelson Carl | Feb 28, 2007 8:41:39 PM
There, they're all back. Where's my paper Wilmette?
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | Mar 1, 2007 4:38:23 AM
You know, it occurs to me, most of the "hot chicks" in that photo are probably all mom's now, or close to being grandmother's themselves...
That's just... yeah...
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | Mar 5, 2007 10:19:32 AM
yes - and never mind the fact that the fellow front and center looks like the Burger King's ancestor...
Posted by: indie | Mar 5, 2007 4:09:55 PM
yes - and never mind the fact that the fellow front and center looks like the Burger King's ancestor...
Posted by: indie | Mar 5, 2007 4:12:36 PM
Ha, the Burger King's ancestor... I like that.
Posted by: Joelson Carl | Mar 5, 2007 8:46:25 PM
Where's Rupey?
Oh, I forgot to mention, that teleport hasn't worked for centuries. That river from that Planet With The Hall Of Mirrors actually leads to the Republic of Tinselman. That doesn't make sense.
Oh Khan, did you like my poem? http://tinselman.typepad.com/republic/2007/01/the_dream_of_kh.html#comment-61919278
Now, where's Rupey?!
Posted by: Danxia | Mar 5, 2007 8:53:49 PM
You know, he looks alot like Mr. Potato Head to me. What would Mrs. Potato Head think!
Posted by: Bonnie | Mar 6, 2007 7:33:46 AM
We have word from the Khan!
I'm not quite sure of the message; he says more is coming soon. "Rupey is a traitor... must be destroyed."
Posted by: robyn | Mar 6, 2007 2:28:52 PM
Destroyed? Ooh! Let me help! *grins and brandishes that empty p90*
Posted by: indie | Mar 7, 2007 5:13:22 AM
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