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June 03, 2005

Loch Ness and Alien Spores


Wait! Are we seeing things? Is that a reflection on the water? A piece of old driftwood? Or could it be your very own radio-controlled Loch Ness Monster? How excellent! (View video.) Takara will soon be releasing this little guy as part of their Jurassic collection. Now we'll finally be able to thrill and terrorize our neighbors in the spirit of mother Nessy herself!

Except that this version is only a few inches high. No problem, says Takara, we can just mock-up realistic looking scenes with our fake Nessy. And, they say, we will be quite thrilled when our "Loch Ness Monster photos appear in the tabloids!"

Nova says that's sort of how the original Loch Ness legend began. Speaking of which, be very careful if you visit the famous lake. Word has it that alien spores are sparking possession fears around the area. The FBI is involved. People are turning into zombies. The whole place is falling apart. Thankfully, we still have the Loch Ness webcams up and running so we can observe it all from a safe distance. Whew.

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Whoa! Nessie'll have to stay underwater, if she doesn't want to turn into a zombie. lol

Posted by: Ohvhil | Jun 3, 2005 3:31:12 PM

URL for illustration: http://www.necton.lv/modules/newbb_plus/viewtopic.php?topic_id=73&post_id=258&order=1&viewmode=flat&pid=0&forum=4#258

This creature was found by Russian soldiers on Sakhalin shoreline. Sakhalin area is situated near to Japan, it’s the most eastern part of Russia, almost 5000 miles to East from Moscow (Russia is huge). People don’t know who is it. According to the bones and teeth - it is not a fish. According to its skeleton - it’s not a crocodile or alligator. It has a skin with hair or fur. It has been said that it was taken by Russian special services for in-depth studies, and we are lucky that people who encountered it first made those photos before it was brought away.

Mr. Wlad Gusca (Baltic States Criptozoology coordinator)

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