Wow... this holodeck thing is the best! The crew's a bit frustrated because a few of us have been spending most of our time in there. I mean, it's frickin' amazing! So me, Angelina, and Alli — we usually set it for "70's Disco Party" or "Meditaranian Spa" or "Star Wars Adventure" — basically whatever we're in the mood for. It's like... a world within a world!
Anyway, I guess Mopher, Joelson, and Bonnie were finally fed up with us and so they came in after us. What a blast! I told the computer to turn the holodeck into an exact copy of the Enterprise. At first they understood the prank and went searching for us. Mopher was calling up and down the halls. Bonnie played a few songs (and I guess she thought that would entice us out of our hiding places). But the real confusion began when they met a holodeck-Rupey and thought he was the real Rupey. He told them they had to leave the holodeck because there had been an S.O.S. distress signal from a nearby planet. They needed to come immediately to the bridge.
This is where it get's confusing. They followed Rupey out of one holodeck-enterprise and right into another holodeck-enterprise! They walked to their holodeck-bridge and began to listen to their holodeck-distress signal!
Oh my god! We were totally cracking up the entire time! You should have
imagined how serious Mopher was taking all of this... in his little
Republic of Tinselman uniform. We watched the whole thing!
Anyway, they didn't waste any time sending a craft down to a dangerous holodeck-desert planet where they were forced to search for the holodeck-Robyn Khan, until they found him and rescued him! They were ecstatic! I mean... it's like they worship the guy or something. Crazy.
Guess who was finally waiting for them outside the holodeck? Ha! Yours truly. I just love that thing. I love it!
Anyway, bad news as well. The last of the Ultramen are dead. Too bad. Fortunately, Mopher Force Ghost Wilmey is concentrating his jedi mind power to keep our life support up and running (as we hurl through space uncontrollably).
