Stardate – 10, 22, 06
This is Captain James T. Kirk. Our five year mission is to seek out new--
... ahh, forget it! I hated that line a' crap! And besides, everything on this ship is going to hell in a handbasket (I love that phrase)! At least I was finally able to import all the RoP comments and posts (in their proper dated sequence) but the computer lost all my handy categories! Crap! And it brought over every post from the Tinselman blog.
Sheesh, my head is hurting! Hell! Uhura... quick! Back massage!
So maybe it's a good thing to have the entire Tinselman database here on the ship with us. After all, it is part of our history!
Anyway, these are piddling concerns compared to the fact that we forgot to install a hyperdrive. Fortunately the Ultramen have volunteered to combine their awesome power and usher us through space at the speed of light. How convenient! One of the them told they might get a bit tired. He said, "Look, we've gotten together, me and guys, and we're willing to do this but you gotta realize it's gonna take a lot out of us."
So I'm thinking... yeah, it's taking a lot out of all of us. What's with all the complaining?
And he says to me, "I don't think you get it. We're under appreciated. Just because we're all huge and silver and have eyes shaped like footballs doesn't mean we don't have feelings too. I mean... everybody expects us to be all supermen or something!"
"You are all supermen."
What imbeciles! At least I can take some solace in my new crew...
Mopher Force Ghost - First Mate
Angelina - Uhura
Alli - Psychic Advisor
Danxia - Person who stands around the bridge looking official
Joelson - Engineer and Cook
Bonnie - Hitchhiker and Songwriter
Ultramen - Protective Envelope
Rupey - P.R. Agent
I wish I could remember if I left anyone out! We may still have time to beam them up from earth!
Note: I was just informed that Danxia has begun a Republic of Tinselman blog. He calls it Rock Bridge. Citizens... the republic is expanding! Celebrate!
