Rockbridge

Mopher Boy Wilmey back to normal self... life support practically gone... Museum of Dust has us completely surrounded. Thank the gods (as they say on Battlestar Galatica) I can still get all my vital Republic of Tinselman information from Danxia's Rockbridge Republic of Tinselman blog!

Comments

[Adam Wilmer]

Woe is us, whoever will save us?!

[Alli]

Never fear! Our super-fleet of ninjas are....*ahem*...in training.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FqgHhlLaRbU

[Rupey]

Woe is us indeed. I would like to point out that the unauthorized 'Rock Bridge' blog does not meet the professional standards of Tinselman.com and in no way relects the editorial opinions of Fox News. If this is where our Captain gets his information, we are headed for disaster.

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Update on the Qarl video.
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I got my psycho-political analysts to look at this, and their report was glowing.
- Qarl has acquired extraordinary mental powers which he uses to enchant RoT citizens.
- There are reports of women from all over the Republic claiming to be this 'Woman X'.
- The video has made Qarl Qhan an overnight YouTube phenomenon and his jungle home has become major drawcard for tourists.
- Qarl's recent behavior has also spooked the US Space Forces, who now face growing domestic pressure to 'cut and run'.

We're on to a good thing here. Are we sure we still want to find the old Khan?

[Alli]

"Are we still sure we want to find the old Khan?"
Are we sure?! Why do you think we're floating around in the middle of space, risking our lives and missing very important episodes of 'House?' Without Khan, Tinselman is.... it's nothing but Dust....

[Danxia]

I agree with Alli and Captain Shatner.

[Danxia]

Captain,
I was wondering if that microchip (from hell in a handbasket) was inserted next to your lung, or was it the lung of the real Khan? IF it was the real Khan, then presumably Octobrain is keeping remote track of him, and we'd only need to get at Octobrain's computer . . . but that's 'if'!

[Danxia]

life . . . support . . . gone . . . *gasp*

[Indrabar]

Sidenote from a lowly Tinselman citizen, who has been lurking for a while now and still isn't quite sure what to think:

Psychic Advisor Alli has raised an important point - though 'House' serves an important function as a secondary morale-booster, finding the Khan is more pertinent right now than morale. We must avoid Dust.