Attention ship! Attention ship! We've been so focused on our problems with Qarl (and finding Robyn, the real Khan), that we've completely forgotten about the Museum of Dust! Just today, I was doing my Jane Fonda workout – a T.V. aerobic workout (which is so totally great for my heart and abs) and suddenly... the screen went blank. And the above transmission began to play. All citizens of the Republic of Tinselman should watch this revealing video; it at last proves the links between The Museum of Dust and The United States.
Immediately after watching, I wasted no time... I finished the rest of my workout. Then, after that, I went to the Museum of Dust blog and, sure enough, it looks like they're coming after us.
Oh my gosh! I almost put down my sandwich, but then I thought, "hey, it's something to watch while you eat" so I went ahead and finished it while I watched. Shocking!
Posted by: Bonnie | October 24, 2006 at 12:51 PM
I might almost be concerned if their fleet didn't consist of rejected model concepts from Battlestar Galactica...
And not the new cool one, mind you, the old crappy one...
"Starbuck," INDEED...
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | October 24, 2006 at 03:21 PM
First mate Wilmey. Now that you're mention it, I can see that you're correct. Very good! But there's a small problem I haven't mentioned. Our Ultramen are getting a bit tired. Have you ever heard of colortimer lights?
More later. I've just started an aerobic class for the crew and I've got a couple students waiting in my office.
Posted by: william shatner | October 24, 2006 at 03:28 PM
Shocking. An animated movie. Well, we must be WAY up on the priority list then, aren't we?
Just a thought: Wilmey can warp space/time, can't he? Is there some way he can use his super Mopher Force Ghost-ness to modify the hyperspace engines and thereby extinguish our dependence on the Ultramen? Until we make a landing or need defending, that is. Investing in some modified Alkesh fighters might be a wise decision as well.
Posted by: Alli | October 24, 2006 at 06:28 PM
Phychic Advisor Alli! What a great idea! Wilmey... are you up to the task?!
Posted by: william shatner | October 24, 2006 at 07:09 PM
Yeah, I can make that happen. Alli? Are you sure we wanted modified Alkesh? Don't you think a nice X-303, or possibly even even one of the older X-302 variants would be better suited?
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | October 24, 2006 at 08:10 PM
This is serious. Our enemies are more organised than we ever imagined.
The good news is, we seemingly have a friend on the inside! Do we know who hacked into your TV?
Posted by: Danxia | October 25, 2006 at 05:34 AM
Spot on, Mopher Wilmey! A much greater improvement! (I have only recently been exposed to this technology, so I am still learning).
Ooh! Does this mean we can get zats as well?
Posted by: Alli | October 25, 2006 at 06:31 PM
No, because the firing rule would get too confusing...
Shoot once = stun,
Shoot twice = kill,
Shoot thrice = vaporize
So what's shoot four times?
They come back???
I think I'll stick with the P90.
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | October 25, 2006 at 06:50 PM
I feel special. I've never been mentioned in a video online before (the MoD representative's comments about "the entire crew" and such).
I'm confused as to what Mopher Wilmey and Alli are discussing...
Posted by: Joelson Carl | October 25, 2006 at 10:13 PM
Although I can't claim to have ever heard Albert Einstein in real life, I have seen representations of him ("Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2" anybody?). That MoD representative makes me wonder if MoD has reincarnated Albert Einstein. If so, we're up against a tough match.
Posted by: Joelson Carl | October 25, 2006 at 10:21 PM
Ah yes, the age-old question. In that case, the P90 sounds good. That gun that Ronin has is pretty sweet, though
It's Stargate, Joelson.
Posted by: Alli | October 26, 2006 at 06:51 AM
Yeah, what is that thing, anyway? It looks like a shotgun, fires like an energy weapon...
I shall name it: the "Ronin Energy-Shot-Rifle-Gun Special Deluxe"
Posted by: Adam Wilmer | October 26, 2006 at 07:05 AM
This is a fascinating insight into the the inner workings of the US-Museum of Dust alliance.
It reminds me of that briefly famous video of Bush and Blair talking about Lebannon at the Group of Eight summit in St. Petersburg (July 2006). Did they realise they were being filmed, I wonder?
Posted by: Mark | October 26, 2006 at 08:51 AM
Sorry I've been gone for such a long time. The excersice class has been going great. We've actually realized that we work twice as hard if we do it on the "holodeck".
I'm glad everyone was thouroghly petrified by the movie. And no, I have no idea how the film found it's way onto my T.V. set. I'm beginning to wonder whether or not we have—
Nevermind... I'll announce this at a proper time. Things are not looking up. Thank god the Mopher Wilmey is with us!
Posted by: william shatner | October 27, 2006 at 09:13 AM
We may or not have something?
Posted by: Danxia | October 27, 2006 at 11:49 PM