The Dream of Khan
Sleep. Sleep. You all fall into a very deep sleep (except for Rupey... he is not meant to hear this message because, as we all know, he's never been one of my true followers).
In this most fantabulous dream, guess what you see?! It's a vision! Of light and loveliness. And you fall to the ground and weep, as I, the Universal Khan, spread my arms before you. You shiver as I say, "Stand!"
(By the way, except for the light, I don't really look anything like this picture, but it was the best I could do on such short notice.)
I have, in a matter of speaking, transcended... sort of like, if you've ever seen 2001 (and what a great movie, by the way—and I was kind of worried that once I transcended, I'd forget about films and books and, for a while, I have to admit, I completely forgot about the Republic, but then it all came back to me! And I can tell you more later, but that's not important at the moment. The only thing that's really important is the following:
1. I am no longer Robyn, but have been "absorbed" and become the Universal Khan of infinite time and space. I only appear as Robyn to you, because I know that makes you somehow comfortable (just like 2010, which was an adequate movie, but it had it's problems).
By the way, would you believe, they like disco here within the Universal Khan?! It's all very complicated. I can't wait to tell you more.
2. Rupert Murdoch has been using the Republic of Tinselman for his own gain, so now we will now use him. He will know nothing about this dream (even if you talk about it... because I've hypnotized him with my Khanish power), so you must follow him... to the center of the Life-force (of me, the Universal Khan). He desires to kill me, but do not worry. He is not aware of my transformation, and I will punish him.
Okay everybody... dream over.









